We begin with a comprehensive flashback of last week’s episode, including Blake saying the rude words, which irrationally annoys us because we SEEN’T IT.
We were there because we are never anywhere else and so were you.
Anywho, it’s awkward for everyone because we’re reminded that Jarrod is still here. And the worst part is, he isn’t… surprised.
Sophie walks along the beach and reflects, “This is the best thing I’ve done in my whole life,” and obviously she forgot about the time Bardot was a thing circa 2000, because that was the best part of everyone’s life.
She says she wants to follow her heart, but her head is confused. And by that she means she loves Stu, but feels conflicted by a) the lack of sperm in his testicles and b) the whole 'I'm still married to my wife' conundrum.
First up is Jarrod, and honestly why is he on a farm.
"I never have to worry about Jarrod's feelings," Sophie says, "because he's always yelling them at me. Like in my face while crying."
Sophie drives to meet him because feminism, Saudi Arabia etc. but as soon as she meets Jarrod she asks him to drive.
Um. Does she not remember the last time Jarrod got within a foot of a car and he REFUSED TO STOP FIXING IT even though the competition was over and he lost.