The Hollywood awards ceremony that no-one attends. Awkward.

Every year, on Oscar’s Eve, a very different list is released…

As the world’s most beautiful and talented people strut, all glitzed and glamourised down a red carpet somewhere, we have the details on the ‘winners’ that really matter.

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The Golden Raspberry awards or The Razzies 2015 are here with the all important list of movies NOT to waste your money on. Because let’s face it, a second mortgage is needed for a medium combo these days.

The Wrap has got a full list of the Worst of the Worst and apparently it doesn’t get any worse than Kirk Cameron.

Oh Kirk. Much 90s. Very hair.

Everyone’s second favourite Growing Pains heartthrob  ‘won’ for Worst Picture, Actor, and Screen-Play for Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas. And technically won double for Worst Screen Combo, which incidently was Kirk… and his ego. Ouch.

Hey Kirk, don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.

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Other recipients included Cameron Diaz for worst actress (TWICE!) for The Other Woman and Sex Tape. And another of her films Annie for Worst Rip-Off. Wowza. Perhaps not as good a year on screen as off-screen for Cam.

On a much nicer but slightly less amusing note, Ben Affleck was the winner of Razzies’ inaugural Redeemer Award. Ben was celebrated for actually being able to bounce back from Gigli (no mean feat), to be apart of such GOOD movies as Argo and Gone Girl.

But strangely, none of the recipients actually showed up. Weird.

If you care about that other show, you can check out some photos here.

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