Nothing is worse than having to pee in the middle of the night. Particularly in winter. The thought of having to leave that nice warm bed and stumble towards the bathroom’s cold porcelain and bright white lights is enough to make you convince yourself that the urge really isn’t that bad. Surely it’s good for your bladder muscles to hold on, right?
Wrong. Your bladder always wins.
The worst thing about this whole saga, even more irritating than the cold tiles and the bright lights, is the fact that you can never, ever fall back to sleep straight away after getting up to pee. Until now.
Funny fails of sleep-deprived mums. Article continues after this video.
For those of us who try and get as much sleep as humanly possible, there is a very simple trick to peeing at night which ensures you will fall back asleep quickly.
All you have to do is keep one eye closed.
Controversial “alternative medicine proponent”, Dr. Joseph Mercola, says by keeping one eye closed while using the toilet in the middle of the night, you remind your brain that it is night time.
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You can also switch the light on and off as fast as you can. The fraction of a second of sight is enough to let you know where everything is, but not enough to break your body from its slumber mode.
Now, an even more important question: When you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, who checks the messages/emails on the their phone while they're up?
Eh, I've always kept the lights off. It's not like I'm a guy and need to see what I'm doing...I'm sitting down and things go where they need to naturally.