OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
It’s… It’s a vagina. The Iconic – AKA the home of online Christmas shopping – is selling a VAGINA.
Actually, in the interests of specificity, The Iconic is selling a vagina dress… but still. I scrolled past it briefly, and now I’m seeing little black dots everywhere.
You want to see what the vagina dress looks like, don’t you? Ya filthy animals.
Okay, I’ll show you. You should be warned, though. Warned and ever so slightly afraid. You’re about to stare directly into a cervix comprising 55 per cent linen and 45 per cent cotton, and that’s quite a lot to handle on a Saturday.
Here we go…