The Block kid's bedroom recap: The first "perfect" room and a big mistake.

It’s KID’S BEDROOM WEEK friends!

There was a rock climbing wall. A giant gold rhino. Many, many tears rolling down the faces of Clint and Hannah. AND, dear sweet readers, there wasa perfect roomthat received a big ol’ 10 from Le Vogue Judge Man.

But shhhhhh because the hero of this episode was definitely this man right here:

WALTER THE WALLPAPER WIZARD

:') so many feels.

Let's get into it, shall we?

Clint and Hannah: 22/30

In a nutshell, Hannah was ready to deliver the best damn children's room Elsternwick has ever seen whenbloody Clintwent rogue and put a sliding glass door in.

Memo: Putting an escape door in a child's bedroom is... not ideal. Take it from the woman who had a sliding glass door in her bedroom as a child. It's a wonder we're all here doing this, honestly.

When it came to this sliding door travesty, Shaynna said, “They’re jumping in too quickly and not thinking about the consequences” which legitimately describes every relationship I had between the ages of 18 and 22.

Anyway, guys, did anyone hear those curtains are from Carpet Court? They're from CARPET COURT. It was absolutely vital Hannah recites CARPET COURT to us on a number of occasions in a very laid back, chilled, totally candid way. Because someone's gotta raise the fund$ for Scott Cam's paycheck, and this week that person is Hannah.

Hannah and Clint also cried a lot when they were crowned the worst room, but I guess that's the price you pay when you make wealthy spoilt brats a flight risk.

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Clint and Hannah's Kid's Room.

Clint and Hannah Kids Room

Elyse and Josh: 23/30

Woah woah woah woah. What is the world's most perfect couple doing in second last place? What do you MEAN they only got 23/30? What is...happening?!

I'll tell you what's happening. Elyse and Josh got rid of every f*cking heritage element in their room which, obviously, is a f*cking tragedy that made every single judge keel over in pain.

“It’s quite bland… it's insipid," the judges spluttered through snot-filled sobs. "You need to respect that this house was transported from the 1910s."

I bet they spend $18 on avocado toast, too.

Sure, Elyse and Josh put a freakin' big ass mezzanine in their bedroom, but that doesn't matter. ONLY HERITAGE FEATURES AND CEILING ROSES MATTER.

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Josh and Elyse's Kid's Room.

Elyse and Josh Kid's Room.

Sticks and Wombat: 25.5/30

These two dudes puta double decker bunk bed and a rock climbing wallin their kid's bedroom. AND THEY STILL DIDN'T WIN.

Clearly, they desperately needed the help of a wallpaper magician like Walter because their walls were a modern day bubbly tragedy that cost them about 4.5 points.

Ugh.

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Sticks and Wombat's Kid's Room.

Sticks and Wombat Kid's Room.

The Block kid's bedroom recap: The first "perfect" room and one big mistake.