Hello, friends.

It’s living and dining room week and THANK GOD because if we had to sit through another bedroom renovation I’d put my head through a freshly wallpapered wall.

It’s also the week that nearly broke Sticks and Wombat andplease judges no.Be kind to them. These two are our country’s chosen ones. I know they’d eat timber for dinner if it was an option but just… be nice, okay?

Make no mistake: These two are national treasures.

Speaking of Sticks and Wombat...

I can't bring myself to recap what the judges said about the boys' room, so instead I'll just give you the quotes and you guys can make your own mind up:

Brutal. For what it's worth (I am a non-interior designer, non-aesthetically gifted writer person) I thought it was cool.

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Sticks and Wombat's living and dining room

Sticks and Wombat's living and dining room

Sticks and Wombat's living and dining room

Sticks and Wombat's living and dining room

Sticks and Wombat's living and dining room

Sticks and Wombat's living and dining room

Sticks and Wombat's living and dining room

Sticks and Wombat's living and dining room

Hannah and Clint: 23.5/30

These two probably headed in the wrong direction when, after the judges and hosts and producers told them to do an "open plan room", Hannah and Clint said, "Nah mates. We're gonna put a big ass dividing wall in our room instead."

Oh... um... ok?

Maybe - justmaybe- that was where those 6.5 points were deducted. I'm not quite sure.

Regardless, the room made Le Vogue Man feel "strangely disconnected" which... isn't a good sign.

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Hannah and Clint living and dining room

Hannah and Clint lounge and dining

Hannah and Clint lounge and dining

Hannah and Clint lounge and dining

Hannah and Clint lounge and dining

Hannah and Clint lounge and dining

Hannah and Clint lounge and dining

Hannah and Clint lounge and dining

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Hannah and Clint lounge and dining

Sarah and Jason, 26.5/30

OK so these two give us an adorable family moment every bloody episode. Normally, it's the delightful mushy stuff that comes out of Jason's gob. But this week?

It's this, you guys. It's this.

SARAH AND JASON PUT THEIR FIVE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER'S DRAWING IN THEIR ELSTERNWICK MANSION AND MY HEART IS NOW GOO.

Their room was fab, but the judges had one big gripe: the feature light didn't align with the dining table. Dun dundunnnnn!

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Sarah and Jason's living and dining room

Sarah and Jason's living and dining