We’re BACK and it’s bathroom week but before we get into exposed copper taps/$1500 speakers/Wombat’s glorious beard, we need to address something deeply serious that indicates a seismic shift in not onlyThe Block, but life as we know it.

Turtleneck Judge – whose actual name I refuse to learn because he will always be known as Turtleneck – ISN’T EVEN WEARING A BLOODY TURTLENECK TONIGHT. He’s gone rogue and it’s only the second room reveal. A confused intern handed him a leather jacket andI don’t like it.

RIP.

I'm annoyed. I became accustomed to a certain uniform and I feel Turtleneck's opinions hold less weight now. This show is falling apart and the next thing we know Ronnie and Georgia will start liking each other.

Anyway.

This is bathroom week - AKA the week we all learned Clint and Hannahhave no bloody idea what they're doing.Despite this, they seem to be of the opinion that everything will turn outOKwhen the entire country know it'sabsolutely not going to be OK.

Here's Clint, approximately 10 minutes before tools down.

Here's what they, erm, came up with.

Clint and Hannah: 16/30

Of one thing we are absolutely certain: Out of approximately 6708 seasons, Hannah and Clint have never watched this show before. If theyhadthey would be acutely aware of the fact that YOU NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PUT THE TOILET IN A SEPARATE ROOM.Did you two seriously not watch Ben and Andy make this cardinal sin last year?

And yet, here we have a bathroom separate from the toilet. Pathetic.

Le Vogue Judge says it looks "sad", with a pissed off look on his face, while Shaynna and Turtleneck experience a wave of grief and anger. They all nod their heads in solemn unison about the poor, lonely toilet and I think I see a puddle of tears collect on the floor. It really is a design tragedy. I feel mortified at the fact this is on national television, and can hear Australians everywhere weeping at the injustice.

(There's alsoa lotof mosaic tiles, which is a decision Le Vogue Judge deems to be "bold in its intention". I have no idea what he means.)

Here's a look at the toilet sink and Clint and Hannah's interpretation of a "splashback".

Oh honey no.

While the down-lights under their bathroom cupboards remind me of a souped-up Mitsubishi Magna from 2003, I'm not sure if that's the look they were going for.

On all accounts, it'skinda crap.

Click through to see Clint and Hannah's bathroom.

Clint and Hannah's bathroom

Hannah and Clint

Clint and Hannah's bathroom

Clint and Hannah's bathroom

Clint and Hannah's bathroom

Clint and Hannah's bathroom

Clint and Hannah's bathroom

Clint and Hannah's bathroom

Clint and Hannah's bathroom

Sarah and Jason: 24/30

Scott Cam feels the need to remind us Sarah and Jason are the "old" ones whenever they appear on camera, despite them not being old at all. Butthey're the oldest contestants, okay?They're like... 40 or something, so... you know... their lives are practically over and now they're just waiting for the sweet embrace of death.

The producers keep sneaking in sound bites where Sarah and Jason talk about how "tired" they are and how they have sore backs and I swear to god Channel 9 is ageist against freaking 40 year olds.

Anyway, they made a bathroom and it's...pretty.

Le Vogue man was thrilled to "see a new take on the Moroccan tile we’ve seen a lot of" - which is weird because I've literally never been in a house with Moroccan tiles in my entire life and now I'm realising I'm a scummy cultureless potato.

If anyone can tell me how Sarah and Jason's Moroccan tiles are a "new take" on theold Moroccan tiles,I'm all ears.

Click through to see Sarah and Jason's bathroom.

Sarah and Jason's bathroom

Sarah and Jason

Sarah and Jason's bathroom

Sarah and Jason's bathroom

Sarah and Jason's bathroom

Sarah and Jason's bathroom

Sarah and Jason's bathroom

Sarah and Jason's ba