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Well then.

Tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette was certainly… revealing.

After the arrival of lone intruder Ryan on last night’s episode of the reality dating show, Angie’s best friend and formerGoggleboxco-star Yvie arrived to conduct a ~mysterious~ group date.

The result? A Bachelorette party which involved a pink stretch hummer, feather boas, plastic tiaras and one very naked Ciarran. (Seriously though, we can’t believe they didn’t come up with the Bachelorette party group date earlier).

Mamamia’s daily entertainment podcast The Spill spoke to Angie Kent about the new season of The Bachelorette. Post continues after podcast.

While Angie was struggling to keep her eyes open during the live nude drawing of Ciarran, Yvie simply couldn’t stop saying the word “penis”. It was… a lot.

“I was speechless. I had no idea where to look. I couldn’t look,” Angie told the producers and honestly,same.

Later on in the episode, Angie took Timm on a single date, which ended with Timm taking a piss in the bushes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Regardless, Timm managed to snag the very first rose of the episode.

During the cocktail party, which largely involved Jamie pacing around, Timm angered the other contestants when he took Angie away for a chat, despite already having a single date with her.

On last night’s episode of The Bachelorette, contestant Jamie broke the ‘bro code’. Post continues after video.

Then, to make the cocktail party even more tense, Jamie tried to butt in on Angie’s chat with intruder Ryan. Unsurprisingly, Angie found it a little, erm, creepy.

In the end, Jamie was safe at the rose ceremony as Jesse and Niranga were sent home.

But despite all that cocktail party drama, there was one single thing on Australia’s mind tonight – Ciarran.

Here’s how Australia reacted tonight’s episode ofThe Bachelorette:

Who wore it better? JK the answer is obviously Ciarran. #BacheloretteAu pic.twitter.com/uXqyUNEPmr

— Tina Burke (@teeburke_) October 17, 2019

Ciarran: I’ll get nude!!!

Jamie: IN FRONT OF ANGIE????? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lIk5bgv16P

— Mon-eeek! Myintoo ????????️ (@aumonique_) October 17, 2019

When I grow up I want to be at least half as confident as Ciarran volunteering to be the nude model. #BacheloretteAU

— Jessica Riley (@jesrily) October 17, 2019

There’s two things that are fast. The large hadron collider, and how fast Ciaran volunteered to get his wang out for this Group Date. #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/z65Jvz5a7j

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 17, 2019

This is me when I say I’ll have a few drinks cause I have the plans the next day and showing up to those plans plastered #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jdKw5FLuS9

— ƙ ???? (@kikicherrybabe) October 17, 2019

Tonight’s episode of #BacheloretteAU got me like.. ???????? https://t.co/TAhY1YlLoT

— ♡ JESS ♡ (@jezzikurr) October 17, 2019

Ciarran’s body is a work of art #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/heom4RQ4Ef

— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) October 17, 2019

Attention brides: I am attending all Hens Nights with a penis straw tucked behind my ear from now on just like my main man Ciarran. Don’t try stop me. #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/xAhJiojQtY

— Ellen (@Ellz88) October 17, 2019

I get his whole Willy Wonka reference now from the first episode. He liked to show off the Oompa Loompas too #BacheloretteAU

— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) October 17, 2019

Take it off! Take it Off! Take it Off! #BacheloretteAU

ooops wrong show

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 17, 2019

Draco Malfoy has moved to Australia. Draco, like most other wizards, doesn’t understand muggle customs and thus doesn’t fully understand how most muggles dress. Despite this, he always manages to make his somewhat unusual outfits work. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/mlcbyKpcXU

— yasmin (@yasminhockets) October 17, 2019

Same, Angie. Same. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XC6nsf2Vlk

— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 17, 2019

God. They had to censor the DRAWING. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ZaSwLrhDIE

— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ???? (@BOHpod) October 17, 2019

NO WAY IS HE ACTUALLY TALKING TO YVIE WHILE NAKED I’M SCREAMING #BacheloretteAU

— alysha (@intosneedy) October 17, 2019

The lobster is back #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JyZDQ8sx5Z

— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) October 17, 2019

That’s… a very generous black rectangle?! #BacheloretteAU

— jess mckenzie (@_jeloise) October 17, 2019

look at this screenshot and then try and tell me #BacheloretteAU isn’t PEAK TELEVISION pic.twitter.com/PvVgr6u2DY

— Lauryn (@laurynstweets) October 17, 2019

#BacheloretteAU Me before this show: Ciarran sounds like a right knob

Me after discovering Ciarran is cheeky, charming, unashamed about plastic surgery and getting naked on national television and remarkably non-toxic to boot: pic.twitter.com/1c0Uu1RBhE

— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 17, 2019

Timm and Ciarran have matching earrings which is obviously a sign of an alliance, even though their long hair will do… And even though this isn’t survivor… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UghpUUvZu4

— mk ???? (@itsmariekelly) October 17, 2019

The Bachelorette Australia airs Wednesday and Thursday at 7.30pm on Channel Ten.

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