Well, well, well.
If I haven’t spent approximately the last 57 hours stalking random attractive men on Instagram for… research.
Most of them will be… white.
A fair few of them will be called… Daniel.
And at least one of them will end up locked up in a basement with Ali forever if Osher gets his way.
Anywho, as any serious investigative journalist would do, I stalked the fellas in question on Instagram to see whether I could determine who would be the front runners and who would be the, erm, poor souls who walk down the red carpet to clown music.
Here are my conclusions…
The front runners are all white men who look eerily similar yet none of them are called Daniel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1. Charlie Newling
Charlie looks exactly like Sasha Mielczarek and Luke McLeod’s glorious bachie love child.