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This one photo sparked a sexy war of words between stars of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.

The first thing we will say right off the bat is don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Maybe it was the mention of cult-figure Bachelor contestants, or maybe it was just the mentions of strap-ons and NSFW content that meant you’ve found yourself here, but let it be known once you read through this conversation you cannot get your innocence nor your sense of purity back.

We will give you a little bit of context first, to delay the inevitable reading of these messages.

Rhys was a contestant on The Bachelorette this year.

He wrote below average poetry, was Sam’s arch-nemisis and told Georgia he wasn’t looking for The One despite starring on a show about finding love.

Megan was on The Bachelor. She left the game on her own accord, has begun (although, unconfirmed…) a relationship with fellow contestant Tiffany since the show stopped filming and loves posting beautifully shot but not-so-candid photos on Instagram.

Like, say, this one:

So far the only times you’ve hurt me, is when you’ve made me laugh too hard. @tiffany_janes

A photo posted by Megan Marx ???? (@megan.leto.marx) on

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Enter Rhys, model slash entrepeneur. On Saturday, he posted his own fairly tongue-in-cheek version of that photo with fellow former contestant, Tommy.

Wrestles with bae… ???? @tommy_saggus ???????? . [email protected]

A photo posted by R h y s C h i l t o n ???? (@rhyschilton) on

Naturally, Megan felt inclined to comment on the photo so clearly aimed at herself and Tiffany. And it went downhill from there very, very quickly.

So somehow, in under about 200 words, there was talk of Nutella, having a three-way and other things we don't really want to type.

But it's not over there. Not by a long shot.

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I have no idea how to finish this than leave you with this:

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