We begin at a public pool and… no.
We know exactly what’s about to happen.
You see, throughout the season, Mr Badger has made it his prerogative, nay, his duty, to see women in their swimmers in order to decide. Yes, he might like a woman’s face, but if he doesn’t see her in her swimming costume, how can he possibly know?
Armed with this knowledge, Osher has obviously designed a series of pool-based games that are as nonsensical as they are humiliating.
No woman should ever have to stand on national television wearing a yellow, full-piece, wedgie swimming costume and that is a fact.
There’s another problem.
Intruder Brittney mentions in passing that she can’t swim, and sweetie, why? But also, surely it was someone’s job to check this? That’s a serious… life hazard and HOW IS THIS GAME POSSIBLY FAIR IF ONE WOMAN CANNOT PHYSICALLY SWIM.