Oshie’s got no time for Jamie to talk about Jamie in the third person tonight.
We need to rush through some unnecessary dates so Jamie can cause some sh*t at the cocktail party.
We open on Carlin (and his face) announcing that a baby has been dumped on the front step of the mansion and the boys have to band together to raise it, just like in a little film from the 80s that I like to call Nine Bachelors and a Baby Osher…
As soon as they arrive at the baby-themed group date, Haydn yells out "babies are sh*t" and then kicks some small children and steals their icecream.
It's a weird moment for everyone involved by mostly for Baby Osher who just wants his nine heterosexual dads to love him unconditionally.
They then play a game which involves ripping the limbs off small children and running around in a circle.