Turns out anybody who’s anybody these days is getting a teeth tattoo. Except the cool kids don’t call them teeth tattoos, they call them ‘tatteeth’.

Take a look:

Apparently you can only get a tatteeth (tattooth?) if you’re having a dental crown put in. When the crown is being made, for an extra $75-$200 you can have a design painted on and instantly become one of the cool crowd. This guy says he’s been designing tateeth for years:

So there you go. Defintiely not one of those permanent body-altering procedures that anybody will come to regret.

Take a look through this gallery of tatteeth and see if you’re convinced:

Dog Tattoo

10 Tooth Print Tattoo

Micky Mouse

Bite Me

9 Tooth Tattoo

4 Tooth Tattoo

6 Tooth Tattoo

Key

Lana Del Rey

Front Teeth

Rolling Stones

Bike

4 Tooth Tattoo

Diamond

Diamond Teeth

No ragrats.