I’m so, so glad I’m not longer a teenager.
Remember the days when your goals were less to do with your mortgage or your fitness and more to do with getting a boob hickey?
Thanks to an unidentified US teen, we’ve been given a refreshing reminder about prioritising the little things in life; a lesson that comes courtesy of the summer holiday ‘bucket list’ she dropped in a changing room.
The full 41-point plan is below, but here are some highlights:
- Have sex
- Give two blow jobs
- HU [hook up] with Jacob (again) [Checked]
- Make a summer playlist (10 hours long)[Checked]
- Get drunk all the time [Checked]
- Pet a giraffe
- Get a boob hickey
- Giant water balloon fight
- Buy seven bikinis
Shared to Twitter by a friend of the retail worker who found the note, it’s gone what the kids call ‘viral’. More than 50,000 likes, 13,000 re-Tweets.
Among the comments, many applauded the the teen’s ambition – “This person is living their best life”, wrote one; “I’m 50 and I’d probably have 75 per cent of these on a list if I made one,” added another.
Others questioned her priorities – “Girl needs to learn how to manage her list. Easy stuff first, build momentum. Eat the damn cotton candy. [Because] You may or may not find giraffe!”