It was therefore a great surprise to some people – *cough* me *cough* – that the two stars have been loading up Instagram with the cheesiest holiday snaps we’ve ever seen.
Surprise or not, the photos of the two swanning about in a tropical paradise won’t fail to a) warm your heart at the prospect that true love still exists, and b) bring on a jealousy so crippling you may need to leave work for the day. That’s right. Taylor and Calvin have moved beyond #couplegoals and into a far more important and prestigious territory: #holidaygoals.
A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:14pm PDT