Yes, well.

We need to discuss a matter of national significance.

You see, on Saturday everyone’s favouriteBachelor in Paradisecouple, Sam Cochrane and Tara Pavlovic, announced they had broken up.

What followed was a wave of national mourning.

The hashtag #PutYourMangoDaquairisOut began trending.

People started slathering fake tan on their pale, wintery bodies, then they gathered around their local pools to discuss their feelings.

If you listen really carefully you can still hear the distressed screams of ‘What about the banter?’ echoing through the city streets.

The only silver lining from the breakup was Sam and Tara’s insistence that it was a mutual decision and that nothing scandalous had happened.

BUT.

PAUSE.

THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

Now there’s a sign that things aren’t all mango daiquiris and chats by the pool.

Last night, a mere two days after the announcement, Tara deleted all the photos of Sam from her Instagram.

ALL. OF. THEM.

On further investigation we found that Sam still has photos of Tara on his profile.

So, there’sdefinitelysomething fishy going on.

Here are ourverywell-researched theories: