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Tales from the life of a third-born child.

So a lovely journalist from SHOP Til You Drop Kids – my FAVOURITE magazine in the world – calls me up.

SHOP: We're looking for a baby boy for an 'Inside My Wardrobe' story. Could we do Remy?

ME: Um, it would be a very short story. It would go: Baby Remy doesn't have a wardrobe. He has two baskets shoved under his change table. Inside them is some stuff we got as gifts and some pink hand-me-downs from his sister. The End.

SHOP: Oh, well, maybe not then.