Dating is hard. Online dating is even harder. Especially when you can predict the future.
When it comes to dating, we’ve all faked it. We may have lied about how many cats we own or pretended to like sashimi. We’ve held back our anger when you promised to call and didn’t. And we’ve even made you believe that not a single hair grows on our bodies.
But there is now no need to hide your most unique trait.
Like being a psychic. Or a ghost whisperer.
Meet the Supernatural Dating Society. Where, “enthusiasts of the paranormal, the unexplained, the mystical and the implausible…” can go to find ‘the one’.
The genius who is filling this unmet need is The Amazing Kreskin. (Now before you ask, yes, that is his legal name. And yes, that does make his first name ‘The Amazing’.) The now 80 year-old, legendary mentalist has been traveling the world for decades, astonishing people with the power of his mind.
And now, Kreskin wants to give back.
The Amazing Kreskin has created an environment where spirit healers, astrologists and mind readers, can, unite and discuss their “thoughts, beliefs, and experiences without compromise…without fear of embarrassment.”
And believe us, demand is high. In fact, Kreskin said, “It’s very, very interesting. Most people I talked to would like to meet people that they could join and visit places that seem like they’re haunted.”
We hear you.
So, what does a perfect first date look like?
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For Kreskin, a perfect first outing might include sharing a kiss after UFO spotting in the fading moonlight. Even mutual hypnotic trance or, “simulating both warm, friendly and non-friendly ghostly experiences,” would do for a first date.
By now, I’m sure you’re wondering how to get involved. And it’s really very simple.