Lock up your prams.

A raft of Bugaboo Bandits are brazenly stealing prams from baby stores and then selling them online.

Yep. It’s a Bugaboo black market.

Earlier this month a trio of thieves – some of who may-or-may-not even HAVE babies – strolled into a NSW baby warehouse and wheeled those boos out the door like it was no big thang.

Via Babywarehouse Campbelltown

But in what’s believed to be a spate of thefts, parents have reported prams being stolen from inner-city homes and garages as well as parks and cafes.

The strollers then appear online – on Gumtree and Ebay – for sale.

Good price! Hardly used!

Remember when pushers were just rickety, cheap contraptions that were made to get a child from A to B?

No more.  Now they’re chevron patterned, lambswool lined carriages of luxury.

The average Aussie s pends $425 on their pram. But the Bugaboo – widely considered the poshest pusher – sometimes goes for more than $2000.

We went undercover to investigate pram-gate and found a shop where thousands of dollars of prams were just sitting there waiting to have screaming babies put mash biscuit crumbs into.

Strolling through the strollers

We tested the security:

Shifty eyes

But GET THIS. Stores are now chaining the prams together to prevent would-be bugaboo bandits from striking.

“I’m in chains” – Tina Arena and Bugaboo

For parents at home, it might be an idea to get thyself a big arse buggy lock or alarm and beat the thieves.

Famous people with the poshest pusher around:

Amy Poehler

Victoria Beckham

Chris Martin

Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale

Geri Halliwell

Hilary Duff

Candice Lake

Kim Kardashian

Coco Rocha

Kate Hudson and husband Matthew Bellamy

Liam Hemsworth

Matthew McConaughey and wife Camila Alves

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom

Rachel Zoe

Hamish Blake