A woman is putting sperm in her smoothies. I repeat, A WOMAN IS PUTTING SPERM IN HER SMOOTHIES. Yes, a real woman named Tracy Kiss from the Queen’s country says she knows the elixir of life: it’s her mate’s jizz.
I have a few feelings about this. Namely, they are: No, no, no, no, no, no, and bloody hell no.
If, like me, you’re a bit skeptical that the stuff that comes out of a dude’s yogurt gun can cure the common cold, let’s hear the lady out – shall we?
“I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,” Tracy, mum of two, told The Sun.
“It can taste really good – depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”
The 29-year-old personal trainer says a spoonful of sperm a day keeps the doctor away. Luckily, she had a willing and single male friend to, erm, donate to the cause.
“I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,” she said, adding: “When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself.”