I spent about 30 seconds this morning peering at a couple of photos of Sophie Monk’s vagina.
I will never get those 30 seconds back. And yet they provided me with ample food for thought.
A friend had emailed me a link to a site, which had published all the photos from Monk’s recent Playboy shoot (You can see the photos here. NB: You are leaving us for Playboy and you should know the photos are NSFW) and here were the things I noticed. In order.
1. She has beautiful breasts. I wonder if they are real?
2. Why do women posing naked always look so serious? If I had breasts like that I would be smiling all the time.
One of the images from Sophie Monk’s Playboy shoot.
3. Is it hygenic to straddle a motorbike? Oh hang on, she’s laid down a towel over the seat. Phew.
4. Are naked women straddling motorbikes still a sexy thing in 2014? I’m so out of touch.
5. Sophie has no pubes. None. None at all.
6. WAIT, WHAT HAPPPENED TO HER VAGINA? IT APPEARS TO BE MISSING.
We’ll get to Sophie’s AWOL vagina in a moment, I just wanted to go back to the pubes for a sec.
This is the second pubeless famous vagina I have seen in a matter of weeks and I have some questions. Does nobody have pubes anymore? I don’t see a lot of vaginas in the course of my day or my life. I don’t go to public swimming pools or gyms and I don’t watch porn, so the only vaginas I have seen in the past little while are those belonging to myself, Kim Kardashians and Sophie Monk.