Well, here’s a weird one.
Some very dedicated eagle-eyed Bach fans noticed something a lil’ suspicious during one episode of The Bachelorette.
The mark was dark and round and had all the tell-tale signs of a big, fat hickey.
Except... it wasn't a bloody hickey.
Because Sophie Monk is a grown ass woman, not a 14-year-old girl with her first crush.
Speaking to New Weekly about #hickeygate, Monk said what we all believe deep down inside ourselves - no one should be walking around with a hickey unless they're a lust lorn teenager.
“I don’t think anyone gets a hickey if they’re over 14,” she said.
“You know what that was? Bad fake tan.”
We hear you, Soph.
LISTEN: Why we have a right to speculate about Sophie & Stu.
Cut the crap.