Sometimes? Late at night? This is the kind of shit I think about.

Here is a picture of Celine Dion with her child. Quick: boy or girl?

If you said girl? WRONG. It’s her son, Renee Charles.

So late at night, when I’m not wondering how Brad and Angelina manage to even say GOODNIGHT to all of their children, or whether Jennifer Aniston will ever find lasting love, I have been known to wonder why Celine Dion’s SON has such long hair. And why she doesn’t JUST CUT IT. Well, now I know. Because she told Oprah – who admits she has wondered the same thing as me. Me and Oprah? We’re thisclose.

Renee Charles is now 7 years old and you can watch Celine explain his hair here.

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