It’s the stuff of relationship folklore (f**klore?). You’re naked, you’re getting it on, it’s going well, and then you feel a poke <there*>*clue: not your vagina.
First thought: hmm, isn’t he a bit further south than usual?
So you do a little shuffle in order to redirect up the metaphorical missile that seems to be veering off course. And then it comes again – like the sound of a determined wasp you thought you’d brushed away. And this time you’re pretty sure it’s after the goods.
At which point you might think any one of these thoughts: Run, become a nun, has he wanted to do this for the entire three weeks/months/years/decades we’ve been together, WTF this isn’t cool? Or, perhaps ooh, that feels like fun.
Earlier this month, cult US TV comedy, The Mindy Project, aired an episode in which Mindy’s boyfriend Danny attempts this ‘slip’. While most fans laughed along with Mindy’s sense of surprise, some viewers saw it as an act of violation, with one saying they felt “very disappointed with the way it addressed consent”.
And this is what bummed me out.
The reason why has absolutely nothing to do with whether someone wants to have anal sex every night, only on birthdays or never at all. In fact, let’s forget the whole rear aspect and stick with the context, which is that Mindy and Danny are in a committed, grown-up, safe relationship. They were friends for two seasons before they actually became a couple. Point being, there’s a lot of mutual respect between them.