We all know some of the reasons for voting no on the upcoming marriage equality survey are… less than solid. But here are some of the silliest reasons.
1. Because… FREEDOM!

2. Because the way seat belts work:

3. Because... "pooftas":

We all know some of the reasons for voting no on the upcoming marriage equality survey are… less than solid. But here are some of the silliest reasons.
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Reason 18 because it will fade the curtains.
I will be so glad when this is all over.