Anything deep cut is indecent, all the “pretty” styles will cut your boobs in half making you look like you have four and just picking one off the rack based on your clothing size? Keep on dreaming.
If you do find one, prepare for it to be on the wrong side of frumpy or cost half your monthly rent.
Fortunately brands are (slowly) realising that women want a bikini that’s both supportive and stylish (shock horror!)
Here’s our round up of the best bikinis for big boobed women of all sizes.
1. ASOS FULLER BUST Sunshine Floral Print Deep Strap Crop Bikini Top $39.53 and matching high leg hipster bottoms, $27.67.
For when you don’t want a plain pair, these cheerful printed floral ones will do just nicely. The top is available from a 30DD to 38G and the crop top like fit means it’s perfect for more energetic activities. With adjustable straps and a tie front, you’ve got room to move – however I would recommend going a size up around the waist to ensure there’s ample material to cover all your bits!
Fun fact: one of the best bikinis for my E boobs I ever got cost me less than $40 from Target. Look for bra-like styles that come in cup sizes with adjustable straps and you're guaranteed success. They'll generally have at least one standout option like this each collection. The print of this one is fun, plus the matching bottoms are reversible.
Bookmark this brand NOW. Created by two friends frustrated at the lack of stylish swimwear for those with bigger boobs, Lilly and Lime offers a fashionable, supportive and exciting range of colourful bikinis you can mix and match. Their coral balconette caters for D right through to G and their bottoms are available up to size 22.
Seafolly's D Cup plus range sits on the higher end of the price scale, but you'll get a good few years out of them. A nice black bikini set always comes in handy and this halter bikini top has a touch of style with the hook detailing while still remaining practical for more adventurous beachside activities.
Channel your inner Baywatch with a killer red bikini. Wolf and Whistle cater from A right through to G cup and there's a range of mix and match options if you prefer your bottoms a little fuller (or briefer).
This exotic graphic designed bikini goes up to a size 18 and the bandeau top is supported by a clasp back. Now all you need is some hot weather and a body of water...