Great news for anyone on Tinder within a 160km radius of Shane Warne’s iPhone.
Warnie is on Tinder. And he’s up for some swiping.
In December, one lucky lady in Adelaide swiped right on Warnie’s face (for those not familiar with Tinder, that means she is saying ‘yes’ to making a match with him. It is not a euphemism for a sex move) and had a couple of nights of debauchery with the retired cricket star. And then sold her story to a magazine.
Sigh. You just can’t TRUST strangers on Tinder anymore.
According to the in Woman’s Day, Warnie was an animal. “The night of passion included Shane asking her to stand in the corner in her high heels while he spanked her; him discovering erogenous zones on her body she didn’t know existed; Shane driving her wild with his own brand of foreplay; and him talking dirty to her and encouraging her to try a few ‘porno’ style moves,” said Woman’s Day.
Wow. There’s an image I’ll never be able to unsee. Thanks Horny Warnie.
Speaking of Shane Warne: The time he asked Twitter for dating advice.
Despite the betrayal, 45-year-old Shane is back on Tinder. That makes two of us, Warnie. Yes, I am a Tinder-ella. A few weeks ago I dived back into the app, because (and I don’t want to undersell this) it is the FUNNEST GAME IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. I highly recommend it to the singletons out there. You may meet a nice match, but more importantly, you’ll be able to laugh at a whole lot of dickheads.
I don’t have my match preferences set to an age bracket that includes ol’ Shane, but I am DYING to know what his Tinder profile looks like. Warnie, if you are reading this, I have a few tips. These are based on the many men I have found on Tinder. If you want to fit in, you already have a plethora of perfect photos on your Instagram account. This won’t hurt a bit.