For those of you who aren’t up to date (I do not blame you whatsoever), here’s what you missed:
Warnie and Brynne were among a host of high-profile personalities attending the All in For Charity poker tournament in Geelong last Thursday. There was money raised, fun had and jolly drinks afterward. The two very blonde, very tan singletons got chatting. Liked each other a lil’ bit. Arranged to leave in separate cabs, and meet at Brynne’s for what Shane now refers to as a “night cap”, but what Brynne calls “staying the night”. Then, this happened…
Okay, we all caught up? Because this is where the plot THICKENS, people.
Brynne was not okay with the whole ‘you were super shifty and set me up in front of paparazzi’ accusation, so she’s tackled the rumours and speculation head on. She’s released text messages from Warnie on that fateful Thursday night to Woman’s Day.
Speaking of text messages. Post continues after video…
And these are sexy texts, you guys. Sexy, sexy texts… not exactly the kind you’d send if you were only after an ice-cold bev and a chat about .
B: “Just got home”
“In the lift”
“Where r u?”
W: “Leaving now! You safe? Excited for me to devour u? X”
“Do I just get a cab to that address? No unit number or anything?”
“What’s going on?”
“You coming to get me?”
B: “Did you know a pap would be there? My ex is going to kill me if that comes out :/”
W: “No idea!”
“Are you coming to get me?”
Let’s do a lil’ bit of language analysis, shall we? Unless Warnie has confused the term ‘night cap’ with ‘casual sex’, there’s very few ways to explain the whole ‘devour u’ comment. Also, it doesn’t seem like Warnie was ambushed by paparazzi like he originally made out in his Facebook post, considering that after said ambush he still asked if Brynne was coming outside to, err, retrieve him.