There is nothing more romantic than the idea of sliding down your partner and licking off chocolate as it slowly oozes down.
And there is nothing more messy, sticky and unappealing than the reality of it in your bed. All over your sheets. Or worse a whole bath full of it.
Our good mates at the Bachelor reminded us last night how terrible some ‘sexy’ ideas can be after Richie plopped himself in a chocolate bath with Alex.
The situation was clearly ridiculous and obviously required a THOROUGH shower afterwards. Humans have lots of crevices.
But these aren’t the only things modern life tells us are sexy that actually aren’t. Try these.
1. Ice cubes
Ooh so sexy, am I right?
Nope. It's uncomfortable. Maybe it's sexy if you're into pain but for the most part you'll be squealing like a chased pig.
2. Lolly G-strings
Tasty? Fun? Sexy?
How about unsanitary, uncomfortable and unflattering.
Let's hope nobody has a long day at the office.
Lions and tigers and batmans, oh my!