Sex workers share the weirdest requests they’re received from their customers.

“Current or former sex workers, what is the strangest thing a client has asked you to do?” asked a user on online forum Reddit.

The question sparked hundreds of hilarious responses, so we’ve curated our top picks for your voyeuristic pleasure.

There’s a reason why marketers say sex sells.

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You'll never pee-lieve it:

User mudbuttcoffee said: "I was a strip club dj for a bit... Had this one odd duck that would come in and pay girls like $200.00 to piss in a glass for him... This happened several times, then once the girl took it to a bouncer and had him pee in it. She took it back to him, he took one sniff and said "this is a man's urine" Left, and never came back while I worked there."

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Macho Man:

User jitzgrrl said: "had a very muscular guy come in who would shower, then once he was clean, would flex and want me to sink my teeth into his muscles and gnaw gently. Was surprisingly fun!"

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Mr Gun Show:

User hedgiesandtea said:

"Camgirl here, I hope that counts! I have a guy that comes in every few months and wants to have a pretend "gunfight" with me. Like, we face off, draw our "weapons", and "shoot" each other. He is super specific with the wording he wants me to use, and it's such an easy show."

And when another user asked if they used toy guns, the original poster replied:

"Haha we just point our fingers at each other and make pew pew sounds."

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The Intellectual:

User drhq said: "I had a friend who was a sex worker. My favourite story from her was a client who wanted her to stand in a corner, facing the wall, wearing nothing but combat boots and reading from Ulysses."

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Mr Groceries: 

User smutwitch said: "My weirdest customer wanted me to make him weekly grocery lists, errands lists, and just general 'honey do' lists for things he had to do around the house."

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The Dentist:

User jitzgrrl said: "I had a guy lay me out on the table, take my shoes off, get out a set of dental picks and mirrors and electric toothbrush, and do a "dental exam" on my feet. For an hour. Checking for 'cavities', 'polishing', 'flossing', etc. I was supposed to play the whole thing straight as if it was really my teeth he was examining. Never did his penis come out of his pants. It was actually a totally great time, if a bit bizarre to start.

I've got so many more, but that client story is my favorite!"

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