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Having a baby changes a lot of things – not least your sex life. However, change isn't always a bad thing. Check out our guide to what you can expect in the bedroom post-baby…

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The first time you do it after childbirth will be scarier than the first time ever

If you had a complication-free delivery, your doctor gives you the green light to get busy again around si

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Sex may well slide down to the bottom of your 'to do' list

First there’s that little matter of keeping another person alive 24/7, which can be pretty demanding.

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Or you might feel like the sexiest, most powerful creator of life that ever rocked a nursing cami!

You made a person, right inside of your own body. Your boobs are massive.

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Breastfeeding is not (we repeat: NOT) a substitute for birth control

This is one little news flash you shouldn’t miss.

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The thought of him with another woman made me want to scream.

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You might have to fake it until you make it (enthusiasm, that is, not your orgasm)

Many guys can get the urge - and an erection - from a hearty gust of wind.

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The tiniest whimper can totally kill the mood

You were raring to go and now you’re really getting into it.

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Your partner’s advances might infuriate you

'Really? You’re feeling frisky, are you?

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You will be a MILF - just maybe not right away

You can’t pick up a magazine without being bombarded with photos of some bikini-clad supermodel frolicking on a beach with her newborn b

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Your partner may suddenly lose interest in sex

More often than not, a guy will be more turned on than ever by the woman who bore his child, but a few men may be freaked out by the thought o

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Your milk-makers won’t be participating in the action for a while

In fact, he might get punched in the esophagus if he tries to touch them.

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If you have a vaginal birth, you’ll worry about the state (and shape) of things down there 

After all, you only have to eyeball your newborn’s head - and recall how it came

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Lube will be your new best friend

When it comes to feeling your sexy, turned-on best, post-baby hormones (especially if you’re http://www.ivillage.co.uk/are-you-ready-breastf

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You’ll do it with the baby in the room (even if your pre-baby self would have considered such behaviour offensive)

Look, as cute as they can be, babies are helpless, defenseless blobs

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You’ll realise that dads are hot

Who would have thought that the sight of a tiny person nestled on the chest of a burly man (as he undoubtedly watches sport) could make you weak with

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