We all thought this was a regular Monday night – maybe a cheeky wine, perhaps some ice cream in front of the TV… we were all SO WRONG.
Because it was also the episode of Seven Year Switch where the stars take their partner-who-are-not-their-partner on a ‘perfect first date’.
The show went to places we were never expecting, particularly on a Monday night.
Watch: Here we were thinking Michael’s meltdown was as interesting as SYS would get. (Post continues.)
It started off pretty tame. Mermaid swimming. Lawn bowls. Rock climbing.
And then Micheal was organising his perfect date with Kaitlyn, and it involved “yoga, meditation and colonic hydrotherapy”.
YES, COLON CLEANSING.
Where you sit with your legs apart and a clear tube up your bottom for 30 minutes as your colon is flushed out with water. You can watch the… products(?)… as they exit through the tube and are washed away.
“It’s not something at the top of my list, because I’d rather not see someone’s faeces,” Kaitlyn said to camera. (We can all agree, yeah?)