Attention sad, pathetic single ladies:
Once you’re done crying in the bath while listening to Missy Higgins and drinking cab sav straight from a goon sack, you need to get up, dust yourself off and show the world just how desirable you are.
Get yourself a ‘Selfie Arm’, the genius new product designed by Justin Crowe and Aric Snee. It looks like you’re taking lots of beautiful, carefree photos with your obviously gorgeous and devoted bf, but nek minit…
Awwww snap. Nobody will ever know! Right? RIGHT? (Especially since it looks so lifelike and not at all like a dead zombie arm!)
Just remember, it doesn’t matter if you’re actually lonely, as long as you don’t look like you are. Right? RIGHT?