We all know you’re secretly reading this with your brightness dimmed and screens turned away.
As much as we would all love to be reading something “intelligent”, the Kardashians can’t help getting the better of us on some rare occasions.
Particularly this one.
In a scandalous new book, Kardashian Dynasty, Ian Halperin has delved deep into the Kardashian/Jenner world revealing all the things the Kardashians have never quite told us.
Halperin is well-known for writing other unauthorised biographies on celebrities, such as Kurt Cobain and Whitney Houston. In early 2009, he became a laughing stock for predicting the death of pop star, Michael Jackson.
It was on June 25 he was proven right.
To really explore the Kardashian Dynsasty, Halperin went undercover as a porn distributor (who doesn’t want to know how that infamous sex tape came about) and watched all of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode, to date.
In an interview, Halperin said, “After a while, I could feel my brain cells dying. My mind turned to must.”
If you need to quickly update yourself on the latest feud in the Kardashian family, we’ve got you covered. (Post continues after video.)
But, enough of how exactly he found these snippets of gossip. These are the 13 most important things you should know from the book (just in case you don’t actually read it):