There’s fighting about getting out of bed, brushing teeth, packing lunches, the wearing of shoes, and sibling bickering – just to name a few things. Throw in a form that magically needs to be signed by today, and an entire science project that suddenly needs to be completed between 6:30am and 6:45am, and you have a highly stressful couple of hours.
And a completely standard school morning in any household.
But, not in one mum’s house, apparently. No, not this mum, who has posted on social media about how every other mum at school drop off needs to lift their game and attend with a face full of make up, and high standards (which are only high because she’s on her high horse).
And they say the sisterhood is dead. #solidarity.
The post, which was shared on the Sanctimommy Facebook page, begins with an unapologetic, “Sorry if this hits close to home”.
But the woman is clearly not sorry in the slightest, as she then launches into a full-scale scold of other mothers who are innocently sitting in their cars taking their kids to school.
“Even if you aren’t getting out of the car at drop off can you please try a little,” she continues, explaining that she has noticed some things in the mornings that are extremely displeasing to her sensibilities – and her daughter’s.
“All we see is rat nest hair, no make up, eye bags out to wherever,” she complains in disgust.
But that’s not the worst of her experience that other mums are inflicting on her.
The woman adds, “I think I can smell morning breath coming from these cars”.
Dear God, no.