Ahhh, Sam and Sash.

The couple that goes on national television and jokes about their sex life.

The Bachelorette success story couple (well… it’s been a few months… that’s success in reality-TV-couple-land) went on Channel Ten’s hilarious quiz show, Have You Been Paying Attention?, as guest quizmasters last night.

As expected, they were a bit cute. Laughing at their situation. Reminiscing about awkward moments. Giggling at jokes about runner-up Michael (bit harsh, maybe… but oh well).

Their witty repartee with the comedians on the panel and host Tom Glesiner had us a-chortlin’. Well-played, Sam-N-Sash.

SASHA MAKES A JOKE ABOUT THEIR RAMPANT SEX LIFE:

Tom: What is the craziest thing you guys have read about yourself over the last few weeks?

Sasha: Probably the one about us having sex six times a day.

Tom: The truth being?

Sasha: It was more!

(More than six times a day? How are you guys even walking straight?!)

COMEDIAN SAM PANG MAKES A JOKE ABOUT THE BACHELORETTE BEING PREGNANT:

Sam Frost: (A clip of Sam feeling sick after her skydiving date plays on air) What was wrong with me?

Sam Pang: Was it morning sickness?

Buh-duhm-tsss: Comedians Marty Sheargold, Ed Kavalee, Neroli Meadows, Amanda Keller and Sam Pang.

COMEDIAN NEROLI MEADOWS JOKES ABOUT MICHAEL’S SOCCER CAREER:

Sasha: (Clip of Sam and Michael in a boat before whale-watching) For Sam’s date with Michael, they went looking for what?

Neroli: I’m pretty sure you went searching for his professional football career.

SAM MAKES A JOKE ABOUT SASHA:

Sam Pang: For those of us who didn’t see it, why did you pick Sasha over the others?

Sam Frost: Ah, I’m still unsure? The producers told me to pick him, so here I am.

Sasha takes Sam’s joke pretty well. Fortunately…

Good jokes, you guys.

When you get a chance between the six-times-a-day sex sessions, you should book a spot at the Comedy Festival.