Ryan Reynolds has a list of potential baby names. PLEASE, NO.


Prepare yourselves.

Ryan Reynolds has got an EXCELLENT list of potential baby names.

The soon-to-be-DILF Dad told a Canadian chat show that he’s come up with a name for either gender, ready for when his ridiculously gorgeous wife Blake Lively gives birth (looks like it will be pretty soon, too).

“I don’t want a name that’s anything pretentious or, like, Hollywood-y,” said the 37-year-old actor.

“So I’m going with Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds … that’s if it’s a girl.”

And for a boy?

“Bruce Jenner.”

Sounds perfect. Not too Hollywood-y at all, Ryan.

We hope Ryan is kidding. but you never can tell with celebrities. Just ask Apple, EsmeraldaShiloh, Blue Ivy and Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther.

Blake, Ryan, and the future Excalibur Anaconda or Bruce Jenner.

You’ve GOT to read through these baby names. Celebrities are weird: