On Sunday morning, 32-year-old actress Ruby Rose woke up find the underwear from her laundry basket lined up in her backyard.

Did she think a serial killer might have done it? A ‘lil bit. Was there an even more bizarre explanation? Definitely.

Let’s start from the beginning:

Listen, I’ve woken up to some weird shit. Once woke up to two lizards having sex on my bedroom window, I once found a drone in my back yard, I recorded scenes from ‘It’ on my camera and replaced the SD card ( Then an 8 year old came to get it and I quickly took the card out )..

— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) April 8, 2018

While this tweet doesn’t make awholelot of sense, it seems she’s setting the scene for a far weirder morning.

But today I woke up to all my underwear from my ‘dirty’ laundry basket ( which is a tall basket INSIDE my house ) lined up in my backyard on the grass… not saying I freaked out and thought a serial killer had done it but let’s just say my dog has some serious explaining to do.

— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) April 8, 2018

So just to clarify. Her DOG has TAKEN THE CONTENTS OF HER DIRTY LAUNDRY BASKET (with his… paws?) and LINED UP HER UNDERWEAR ON THE GRASS.

WHAT.

But most importantly, HOW.

I had to check the security footage… NOT BECAUSE I HAD 911 ready to dial or anything.. but because one of my dogs can’t walk, the other can’t jump that high and well… it was Charlie.. it was the perverted high jumping Chihuahua who has a thing with my underwear. https://t.co/Pp7sdUkbla

— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) April 8, 2018

Yes, well, we were always suspicious of that Charlie character.

Ru can’t jump that high, this was the work of a skilled, agile and quick creature. Possibly pre-meditated… I haven’t pressed charges because he’s my dog son… but… I’m plotting my revenge. https://t.co/TB5NAA01Ln

— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) April 8, 2018

Do YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY “CROTCHLESS PANTIES” he has made out of perfectly good underwear. SMH. https://t.co/2U8o1SRvvd

— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) April 8, 2018

Honestly, the things dogs get away with.

This isn’t the first time theOrange is the New Blackactress has had an awkward encounter with a dog, however. In fact, she was once given a very thoughtful present from a friend’s dog – a used tampon.

Could be worse, I remember visiting a friends house after she bought it, and meeting her new dog…when she was in the kitchen he ran off and came back tail wagging with a gift for me, I thought it was a treat… it was a used tampon.. I never told her, just disposed of evidence.

— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) April 8, 2018

In conclusion: dogs are creeps, and they only get away with their creepy behaviour because they claim to be dogs.

The end.

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