It turns out the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have added a very important stop to their royal tour of Australia.
They’re comin’ to Dubbo, mate.
Yep, the hub of the central west is about to get a lil’ bit fancy.
As a former resident of Dubbo, I thought I’d help the royals out with their itinerary… because there’s so much to do in a town with three Subways.
1. Visit the zoo
In case you missed it, Dubbo has a zoo.
The zoo has lots of animals in it like lions and tigers and meerkats.
It was also once the temporary home of Dubbo's most-wanted criminal, Malcolm Naden.
Anywho, I think the royals would quite enjoy a burn around the zoo in a golf cart, while consuming a $18 ice cream from the kiosk.