Hello.
Yes.
It turns out the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have added a very important stop to their royal tour of Australia.
They’re comin’ to Dubbo, mate.
Yep, the hub of the central west is about to get a lil’ bit fancy.
As a former resident of Dubbo, I thought I’d help the royals out with their itinerary… because there’s so much to do in a town with three Subways.
1. Visit the zoo
In case you missed it, Dubbo has a zoo.
The zoo has lots of animals in it like lions and tigers and meerkats.
It was also once the temporary home of Dubbo's most-wanted criminal, Malcolm Naden.
Anywho, I think the royals would quite enjoy a burn around the zoo in a golf cart, while consuming a $18 ice cream from the kiosk.
2. See a ghost at the Old Dubbo Gaol
Dubbo also has an old gaol.
The kind of old gaol that is most certainly haunted by bearded old men who say things "I'll kill ya in ya jolly old swag, ya mole" or something like that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
3. Chuck a maino
It's very important that when one visits Dubbo, they chuck a few laps of the main.
Macquarie Street is home to at least one of the three Subways in Dubbo and it also has some nice small shrubs.
4. Go for a walk along the river
The royals should definitely enjoy a stroll along Dubbo's infamous Macquarie River.
If they're lucky they might spot our one famous person gathering together a water-based gang:
5. Get a sub
They might be able to get one of those two-for-one deals... or not.