Once again (AGAIN), we open on Peen Palace and are forced to endure the Peen Owners draaaaaging out the conversation about who will go on what date and where, instead of just finding the fuck out who will go on what date and where.
Then – TWIST! – Oshie’s Hair arrives and informs the two least popular contestants (Davey and some other guy whose name probably doesn’t matter so I’ll just call him The Other Guy) that they’ll be going on a ‘fight to the death’ date, in which two venture out, but only one will come back. GASP! (Well, for the Peen Owners, not really for us, since Channel Ten has been promoting the shit out of this Death Match Date all week).
Sasha, poor darling, is momentarily stupefied by the maths involved, and keeps asking if only one rose for two people means one person is going home.
Lucky Oshie’s Hair stuck around for this envelope opening, so he can explain the logisitics to any Peen Owners having trouble keeping up.