Something happened tonight.
Something so gloriously cringe-worthy it will haunt you until your dying day.
You see, on tonight’s episode of The Bachelor, Nick Cummins sprung a surprise date on Romy.
The Badgelor took her to his uncle’s pizza place and they made some pizzas together.
Badger said things like “strewth you’re a crackin sort” and “let’s have a yarn like two galahs on a tin roof”.
He then gave Romy a rose.
Romy took this as a sign.
A sign that she should attack his neck with her mouth.
She then continued to kiss the Badgelor as he scanned the room for the nearest exit.
It was weird and awkward and Honey Badger kind of liked it but also just wanted to eat his pizza.
Here's how Twitter reacted:
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) August 16, 2018
Read the fucking room Romy ???? #TheBachelorAU
— Damian (@Damo1328) August 16, 2018
Can you really claim to be ‘first’ when the man you kissed literally recoiled into himself and dreamed of death? #thebachelorau
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 16, 2018
Some people like to tongue the ear, personally I'd rather just tongue the pizza #TheBachelorAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 16, 2018
— Brittany Smith (@Brittany_ASmith) August 16, 2018
— Kris (@aminutewithkris) August 16, 2018
Someone give Nick a Sexual Harrasment whistle #TheBachelorAU
— Phoebe Reviews (@GreyJediPhoebe) August 16, 2018
THIS GIRL IS A VAMPIRE LIZARD #TheBachelorAU
— imogen (@imoge__) August 16, 2018
We’ve all yawned our way out of a kiss before, yeah? #TheBachelorAU
— Adam Bub (@TheAdamBub) August 16, 2018
TAKE THE ROSE AWAY NICK!! RUN!! #TheBachelorAU
— Anita Anabel (@AnitaAnabel_) August 16, 2018