We thought it was bad when Robin Thicke’s new album only sold 530 copies in the UK.
Then we heard it only sold 54 copies in Australia.
We ran lemonade stalls on the corner of our streets growing up that were more successful than that.
There are a lot of things ranging from mediocre to pretty goddamn terrible that fared better than Robin Thicke’s new album. Let’s go through a few, shall we?
11 things more successful than Robin Thicke’s new album.
The TV show The Shire.
Madonna’s film career.
Rebecca Black’s infamous single, “Friday”.
Russell Crowe’s band.
Buskers who pretend to be statues.
The weird green milk sold only in Canberra.
Lara Bingle’s reality TV show.
Benedict XVI’s Papacy.
James Middleton’s Instagram marshmallows.