EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Robert Pattinson got a haircut.
Yes, we know that it isn’t 5 years ago.
But the guy from those teenage vampire movies has had a haircut that looks like…well…like the bikini wax that everyone was getting 5 years ago.
It looks passable from the front:
But from the back? It’s a bowl cut, landing strip nightmare.
— The Cut (@TheCut) November 14, 2014