I have a tale to tell, a tale as old as time.
Like all good tales this one involves a guy, a girl, an unsolicited d*ck pic, and… a… a grandma?
Lemme break it down for you.
You see, a woman named Tamira received a text message from a guy she used to go to high school with.
Tamira was not interested in said bloke but she tried to be polite because this is what women are wired to do.
Anywho, the guy didn't pick up on Tamira's firm but polite rejection because he is buff now and would also like to provide for her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
He then continues to talk about how he's beefed up, is studying criminology, and just wants to snuggle her on the couch.
Then he decides this is the right time to send an unsolicited d*ck pic.
P.S It's never a good time to send an unsolicited d*ck pic.
P.P.S All d*ck pics are unsolicited.
They get in a heated exchange in which he tries explain how she's missing out on his buffness/ability to provide for her while living in his parent's basement.
Then she sends the entire message thread to the very buff guy's grandmother.
And the grandmother, well, out-grandmas herself.
She kind of, erm, sl*tshames Tamira for putting herself in the position where he grandson could send her said d*ck pic.
She also explains that he doesn't have a college degree and often sends unsolicited d*ck pics to women.
Grandma seems proud... but she really shouldn't be.
So yeah, like I said it's classic tale about a girl, a guy, his d*ck pic and his grandmother ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.