Reese Witherspoon, you magnificent hot mess. Please be our celebrity drinking buddy immediately.

In the lift at the Met Ball with famous cute-thing enthusiast Zooey Deschanel and breast ambassador Kate Upton, Reese gave what can only be described as a drunken ramble about Cara “Eyebrows” Delevingne. There was swearing, there was slurring, there was giggling.

In short, it’s the best thing Reese Witherspoon has done since the Legally Blonde Bend and Snap.

Here, Reese runs a quick tutorial on how to pronounce her buddy, 21-year-old supermodel Cara Delevingne ‘s name:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v4XsPJtkVw#t=19

Reese was wearing Stella McCartney, just like that princess-of-eyebrows Cara Delevingne. Now, it took us five Google checks to make sure we spelled Cara’s name right. Trying to pronounce it, drunk in an elevator? Well, let’s just say we feel Reese’s pain.

If you missed all the Met Ball Gala dresses, here you go. You’re welcome:

Lupita Nyong'o in Prada

Nicole Richie

Kirsten Dunst

Sarah Jessica Parker wearing Oscar de la Renta

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Suki Waterhouse

Cara Delevingne

Rita Ora

Shailene Woodley

David and Victoria Beckham

Emmy Rossum

Rita Ora

Nicole Richie

Kendall Jenner wearing custom Topshop

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Sarah Jessica Parker

Anna Wintour

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker

Anna Wintour

Suki Waterhouse

Eddie Redmayne

Bradley Cooper

Eddie Redmayne

Cara Crowley

Model Jordan Dunn

Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa

Giuliana Rancic