Let’s face it: dating is an exhausting game.

It’s hard enough tofindsomeone whose company you can stand for more than a few minutes in a row.

Then there’s all that confusion about whether you’re “official”.

Then, when you’ve settled down nicely and everything seems to be working out swimmingly, you get a “we need to talk” text out of the blue.

The reasons for break ups vary, but they all have one thing in common: they’d be hilarious… if they didn’t keep happening to you.