For starters, a woman rarely cums from three strokes in and out.
But what else does porn get wrong about sex? In a recent Reddit thread, users shared the hilarious and very relatable things that happen in real life sex that you’ll never see in porn.
1. The aftermath.
You know the bit. You’re lying in bed in post-coital bliss (hopefully) but between you and getting up is an awkward trip to the bathroom with your hands between your legs.
“That post cum waddle to the bathroom,” wrote one Redditor.
2. So close, yet so far.
“The worst thing ever is when he finds that sweet spot after like 10 minutes and you’re like “okay don’t move don’t move just keep doing that” but you can see on his face that zero hour is four seconds away.”