Everyone is yelling.
All the time.
And we don’t know why.
Last week, the women collectively ruined Matty’s Persian-themed party (which she bought one thousand dollars worth of caviar for) by calling each other fat/animals/Captain Eyebrows, etc. It was inappropriate if not entirely unnecessary.
Then, they resorted to arguing about who has the most traumatic past, which is a fight no one can ever win, because it’s not a fight any combination of human beings should have.
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We begin tonight’s episode with Athena relaying the night to her husband, Panos, who is definitely thinking, “where the f*ck did you even find these people?” but also, “why do you keep going to their events?”
Somehow he manages to respond with a straight face and we’re not quite sure how.
He tells her to remember she has everything, which is sweet, until he lists “beauty… style…” and we think maybe that’s a bit of a shit compliment.
Over in Double Bay, Victoria is having lunch with the co-owner of Wrinkles Schminkles (which we still maintain sounds made up), as well as representatives from the Victor Chang Institute and hair stylist Joh Bailey.