Last week, Lisa Oldfield told Krissy Marsh that she had a smelly vagina and frankly we’re not over it.
This show is f*cked up.
Speaking of f*cked up, it makes us feel really uncomfortable when Matty does this with her arms.
Matty has decided that she will throw a Persian party. The occasion is unclear, but we're very much going with it.
She does what anyone does before they throw a Persian party for seven people - goes to a specialty caviar shop and trials edible gold. Matty ends up spending more than $1000 on caviar, and this is the mandatory moment we have in every episode, where we reflect on the millions of starving children in Syria, and shake our heads in horror and but also shame.
OH SHHHH FIGHT.
Athena would like to know why Nicole wants her to be part of her charity.
Eugh. It's because you have money, Athena. Jesus.
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Athena gets mad that Nicole started a fight at her art exhibition, when she was meant to be there to "honour my work".
Before Nicole can answer Athena just starts yelling rogue shit about "WHERE DOES YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS COME FROM?" and we don't know... but um, it might come from the fact that she is the only woman on this show who makes any sense.