The Real Housewives of Sydney is back and more unrelatable than ever.
The series reboot of the failed 2017 version has introduced us to a host of new faces, and a couple of returning housewives, and the premiere really was... a lot.
So who are our loose ladies? Let's get to know them via their nonsensical taglines, shall we!
Shoe designer Terry Biviano introduces the premiere, saying, "My standards may be high but the view is stunning." This is a bit of a generic tagline, but it's also just spitting some truths. Terry loves the finer things in life. In one of her first scenes, she's buying a gauche diamond ring in the shape of caviar just to remind us all that she is ridiculously rich.